I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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