In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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