Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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