Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
We just shotgunned beers for America
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize
