so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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