Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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