he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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