just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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