This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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