Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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