remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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