New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
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