You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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