Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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