It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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