he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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