Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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