the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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