i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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