Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
