Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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