I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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