I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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