she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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