these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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