Just fell off a train. Bad.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
how do flat chested girls get laid?
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Randomize
