a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
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