Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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