oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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