Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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