Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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