i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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