and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
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