READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
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