party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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