i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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