Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
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