That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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