nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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