Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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