Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
My pussy is not your playground.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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