I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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