Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
i think i scared a bird with my dick
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
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