just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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