Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
you made out with another girl for some wings
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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