Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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