Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
you never un-have a 4some
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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