You really coming over, don't trick.
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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