Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
only you would photoshop your dick
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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