Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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