her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
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